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New VinylTitle:New Vinyl
Character(s): Gilbert, Julia(Julchen) [Prussia, Nyo!Prussia]
Word Count: 2332
Summary:Human AU, Gilbert and his twin sister Julia join a dating site and go out on a date…
Author’s note: Thanks go out to my beta, Jen, for looking this over and helping me with the title.
I wonder if anyone replied to my awesome profile… Gilbert thought as he checked his email. Awesomeness!! Finding the email he wanted, Gilbert opened it. He was a bit disappointed only one girl out of hundreds, whose profiles he had breezed through, apparently felt worthy of being in his awesome presence. Then again, his sister Julchen had warned him about the site. She claimed to have been a member of the dating site for six months without so much as a nibble. Just as he was feeling that maybe the site was full of losers, he read the girl’s email.
I read your profile and sa
Soma's Morning After...Title: Soma’s Morning After…
Genres: slice of life
Word Count: 666
Summary: Soma wakes up feeling sick after a night of drunken debauchery…
Author’s note: Thanks to my beta, Jen, for looking this over for me.
Author’s note 2: Lady Shitala is the Hindu goddess of sickness…
Soma woke up feeling like death warmed over. His mouth was dry as the sands of Rajasthan; like he had eaten cotton wool, and his head felt like the old matriarch of his father’s herd of elephants was dancing on his head. Cracking open his eyes, he groaned as that made his headache worse and he slowly sat up. Soma swung his feet out of bed and stood up. He shuffled over to the chamber pot, and finding it full, he left his room for the water closet down the hall.
He entered it and emptied his full bladder. Afterwards, he washed up. Feeling slightly better, he decided to go downstairs and find Agni so t
Lion's Message [America X Reader]I adjusted my wide-brimmed hat and grinned as the wind whistled past my ears. Even though I had come to Africa to participate in the conservation program held by three different charities, there wasn’t any rule or reason that told me that I wasn’t supposed to have fun.
The safari car came to a halt and I looked at the driver with a confused expression. “Why are we stopping here?”
He glanced at me apologetically and pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose. “I forgot to pick up something… But don’t worry – the station is very near here so I won’t be gone for very long.”
I was about to respond but he was already stepping off of the vehicle. I watched his figure disappear over the hill of dirt and looked down to read my conservation pamphlet when I realized it was no longer on my lap. I frantically searched my jacket pockets to see if it was in there and felt my heart sink in realization that it had probably flown away in the
Broken Heart, Healed with Food and LoveNOTE: I didn't put the mature content rating on this that I usually do on my stories. It seems pretty squeaky clean, perhaps a bit naughty but mostly a PG romance about the healing power of love. If you think it deserves a "mature" rating, let me know through comment or note. Thanks.
I met Emily during my first semester in college. She was so perfect for me, or so it seemed at first. “Tom,” she would say to me in her cute Southern accent, “you and I are like two peas in a pod.”
Little did I know that when I started to outgrow the pod, she would squeeze me out and find another pea to share her pod with.
I was away from home for the first time – a former baseball all-state, slender, athletic and, as my sister used to say to her friends, “A real chick magnet.”
In high school, though, I didn’t get serious with any girls. Not that I didn’t have the offers. Also, I was a bit shy an
Crack Fic Eyeless Jack X Nicole-SENPAI!!"I'm comin for that booty!" Jack yelled chasing Nicole.
"Fuck off Jack! Fuck off!" Nicole yelled running away from Jack.
"This is entertaining as fuck," Heart said to Red.
"I agree with you for once bitch," Red responded.
"Come back Nicole! I just want you to notice me!" Jack yelled.
"HOLY SHIT! FUCK OFF BITCH! FUCK OOOOOFFFF!" Nicole yelled back.
"NOOOOO SENPAI! SENPAI NOTICE ME!!!!!" Jack screamed.
"HELP! GAY RAPE! GAY RAPE!!!" Nicole screamed.
"SENPAI! DON'T RUN AWAY! SENPAI!!!" Jack cried.
"The fuck is going on?" BEN asked.
"Well Jack want's Nicole to notice him, but Nicole isn't noticing him," Heart said munching on popcorn.
"I see," BEN laughed.
"The fuck is going on here?" Jeff asked.
"Jack and Nicole," BEN said.
"Hmmm, that makes sense," Jeff said.
"So who bets Jack will win?" Heart asked.
Jeff, BEN, and Red raised their hands.
"YOU GUYS ARE FUCKEN ASSHOLES!" Nicole yelled.
Heart, BEN, Jeff, and Red shrugged.
[LevixFem!OC] Intertwined [Gift|TaoAndThen]
“No arguments here.”
Saskia craned her neck to glare at the male, only to yelp moments later when he tugged at the straps hugging her body.
“How the hell do you get wrapped up in these anyway?” he scoffs, wrapping a finger around another leather band and bypassing the starting glower on her visage. “Tch, ignore me. It’s you we’re talking about after all.”
“Days like this make me wonder why I choose to keep you around.”
“Don’t flatter yourself, Messmann,” he volleys with another sharp tug.
“Don’t have to when you’re doing it for me,” Saskia grinned.
“Days like this make me wonder why I choose to stay around,” he mocked, moving from her back to her thighs. Saskia chuckled, sending him a gentle smile that he didn’t quite see.
Why the most promising recruit still made it his daily habit to see her everyday let alone he
M Academy: Lark's Encounters IXM Academy: Lark’s Encounters IX
"What?!" Julian exclaimed. "That's bullshit! I saw her file! Limit of four inches—”
"Soft limit," Evan reminded him.
"Whatever! What the hell are they thinking signing off on that when she couldn't even handle five with me?"
“They don’t think, little cousin,” Evan said, narrowing his eyes as his cousin didn’t let go of his tiny just yet. He seemed to be completely astounded with how tiny Justin was at the moment, half the size of his pinkie… if that. He balanced him carefully over his finger, letting him straddle it in front of his face. Humph. He could play with Justin for now…
“They just do,” Evan continued with narrowed eyes. “And Mr. Micro player is like me. He donates a lot of money to the funding… he can do what he wants. And honestly? I don’t know if there’s anything I can do.”
“He just doesn
Amor a tus espaldas (Sonamy) Capitulo 50Amy: ¿Sabes? Esa chica era yo *suspirando* y él me lo dio en una búsqueda del tesoro con el resto de accesorios y zapatos, fue para la boda de su madre.
Señorita: *Volteando a verla* ¿En serio? ¡Oh Dios! Ya veo porque llora, es un gran detalle. Si me permite, su enamorado es muy apuesto. *Sonriendo tímidamente*
Amy: *Con voz quebrada* No es mi enamorado.
Señorita: ¿No? Pero él decía que…
Amy: Sé lo que decía, ya lo oí una vez, por favor no lo repita. *Bajando la mirada*
Señorita: Lo lamento mucho. *Sobando su brazo* El joven también compró zapatos aquí, no busco modelos, solo dijo que quería el par más costoso porque quería lo mejor para su chica. *Suspirando*
Amy: Oh… que tierno. *llorando*
Señorita: Creo que mejor cambiamos el tema. ¿Qué vestido desea?
Amy: Me da ese de ahí *Señalando un vestido rosado, corto
Silver X Growlithe Reader Part 4
I groaned when I felt something on my bed early the next morning. I hate mornings more than Garfield the Cat. I opened my eyes to see (Name) right there. She was wagging her tail as she leaned over me as she exposed her chest. I mean come on an exposed cleavage? I’m a guy and we look there if we can. I was drawn to it but I looked in her eyes. “Morning,” I said with a slight yawn.
“Morning,” she smiled. “How’d you sleep?” She then sat down and then I propped myself up.
“Good. I guess,” I said. “How about yourself?”
“I couldn’t sleep,” she said. “I kept getting nervous.”
I sat up and rubbed my head so my hair was out of my face. “Nervous? About what?” I asked.
“Our date,” she said. “When are we going?”
“Probably around three or something. It’s only seven,” I said and yawned. I was never awake at this time. I loved to sleep in a
Play Wrestle (Kuramochi X Reader)
"Youichi!" (F/N) squealed. "Get off!"
Kuramochi currently had his girlfriend, (L/N) (F/N) pinned on the floor. She squirmed underneath him and tried to get out of his grip. The idiot just wouldn't get off of her!
Kuramochi kept his grip on the (H/C) iron solid. "Not a chance! I'm going to keep you like this for a while until you learn your lesson!" His fingers went underneath her shirt and started tickling her.
She started laughing loudly and squrimed even more underneath him. "Y-Y-Youichi! Stop! I didn't e-even do a-a-anything!"
He tickled even more and laughed. "Hyahaha! You were talking to Miyuki bastard and I don't like when you talk to that megane bastard!"
She laughed more. "Y-Youichi! H-He was just asking w-w-where you w-were!"
He pinned her on the ground. "You sure, (F/N)-chan? Or do you want more tickles?"
She shook her head and giggled. "N-no! No more, Youichi!"
He smirked and kissed her forehead. "Good girl. No more talking to Miyuki, okay?"
She stuck her tongue out at
RQ #8: Green X Half Umbreon Reader-Saved
Make the pain stop, please, it hurts. They keep putting pointy stuff into my arms. They tore off my ears. I watched them kill a poor umbreon that was trying to defend it's self. They cut off the umbreon's ears and sew it on my head. They even cut off it's tail and sewn it on my tail bone.
They told me I was now half umbreon, but I didn't care. What was the point of living if I just suffer more. One day, after the people in white finished putting pointy stuff in me, I heard a crash coming from the other side of the room.
"Ace! Dinner time!" a girly voice yelled.
All of a sudden a huge absol jumped into the room and started to eat the people in white's rattatas. Wait pokemons eat pokemons? The absol was eating all of them whole and would burp each time..
All of a sudden a boy with brown hair and green eyes ran to my cell. He threw out a charizard and it pulled off the cage door. Dang that charizard is strong.
"GREEN HURRY UP! THERE'S TOO MANY FOR ACE TO EAT!!!" the girl yell
The TrundlerThe waste land behind the fire station is always silent. No birds sing there, and even the wild rabbits and feral cats avoid it. Weedy wildflowers nod their seasonal heads in the breeze. Lying fallow in the midst of housing developments, shopping malls, the new movie theater — the vacant lot stands out like a knife wound on a woman’s placid face, shocking, brazen, ugly.
It is always empty. Except for one thing: a ragged heap of old trash, all nasty black tar paper and vicious snarls of rusted wire, car parts and broken glass and other junkyard jetsam. The embodiment of injury waiting to happen, an invitation to a tetanus shot... the city never hauled it away. No one ever wants anywhere near it; it radiates an eerie sense of calculating watchfulness.
And at night, it wanders.
When darkness falls, and the last cars heading into the hives of tract housing stop illuminating the asphalt with moving-picture shadows, it… unfolds. Bitter, broken tangles, grotesquely mov
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